“Okay, you bastards, I have a joke for you. Why was the bear all red?”
“Because he was emBEARassed! Upupupu!”
“Just kidding. It’s because I shot him.”
via so yeah there's that.
- Me: I'm a Zombie Rights Activist.
- Ms. B: A Zombie Rights Activist.
- Me: Correct. I mean, haven't you ever lost a loved one?
- Ms. B: Have *you* ever met a zombie?
- I scan Ms. B up and down.
- Ms. B: ...Ugh, you and Michael are so mean!
- Me: When we're not bullying you, we flip the bird at boxes of kittens and occassionally throw in some arson.
No matter how tough anyone thinks I look I still have a cute little lovebird on my arm.
via I'll tumblr for ya.