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ryo-maybe:

hauntsichord:

the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

Twist: conversely, I’ll have to also tell you one thing I like about it.

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langsettte:

where is the lie imo

langsettte:

where is the lie imo

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thatfunnyblog:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

thatfunnyblog:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

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  • giovanni: look, ash, i wish i could tell you what the deal is with those two, i really do
  • giovanni: like, one time i walked in on them in a supply room in just their underwear and i was sure that i had finally cracked the jessie and james case
  • giovanni: but actually they had just tied their clothes into a rope so that they could escape an upper level room they had accidentally locked themselves in.
  • giovanni: they had, of course, ended up in another room locked from the outside. i think they were trying to use their meowth's forehead coin to reflect sunlight into a morse code distress signal
  • giovanni: anyways im sending out my rhydon next
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English Bulldog puppy at the sea

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My dad ran into an old friend of his today, and they were catching up...

  • Friend: "So how's your daughter doing?"
  • Dad: "Great! She's in college now, and she's doing really well. We're really proud of her."
  • Friend: "What's she studying?"
  • Dad: "Political Science."
  • Friend: "And does she have a boyfriend?"
  • Dad: "Actually, she came out as gay several years ago."
  • Friend: "You know that's... UNNATURAL... right??"
  • Dad: "No, I don't think so, actually. My daughter's sexual orientation is a biological reality. It makes biological sense to me. You know what doesn't make biological sense? Her damned cat walks on a leash. A LEASH. Just trots along on a leash like a damned dog. It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. THAT is what's unnatural."
  • Best dad ever